Pop quiz

Okay, so America is filled with plebeians -- old news, I know. And the statistics are there. 2/3 of American's can't locate Iraq on a map. 2/3 of American's can't recall the four gospels. 75% of Americans are gun-toting, bible-thumping yokels -- well this is according to Barack Obama. I agree Obama, oh how you are so eloquent.

But, now readers, how do you fare? Where's that place that America has been running in circles in for the past 5 years?

Or what are the four gospels (hint they are all men)... Maybe we are a tad intellectually brighter (or some of us), but let's give our neighbours to the south a little bit more credit. Oh by the way, if elected, Hillary will "obliterate" Iran. True story. Fuck it, I retract giving those gun-toting, bible-thumping yokels to the south of the border credit.