Something to Mull Over?

Ducks. It's possible they could flank us when we are least expecting it. They seem very cunning and are cute -- dangerous combination. Horses. People get way too fuckin' obsessed with these creatures that could kick you harder than Jet Li -- and that's a kick. Yes, horses have nice tails and manes while also sporting chiseled quadriceps, but that doesn't mean I want to plaster my room with them -- fuckin' crazy horse weirdos.

Fish. Kinda creepy little fellas aren't they? I mean, we eat them, and yes, some of them are succulent, but really, they have scales and are as evasive as O.J. Simpson. But they are tasty.

The youth. Being impressionable is one of the most dangerous things out there. Part reason for Hitler's rise to power, part German destitution after the Treaty of Versailles. But when youth are at such a malleable stage, dangerous things can happen. The success of YouTube, the Spice Girls and drag racing due to the Fast and the Furious are just a sliver of the whole barn. Everytime a new blockbuster rolls in millions their debut night, teenagers have a newfound life as a fighter (Never Back Down), bank robber (The Bank Job), and/or lesbian (the O.C.). It's a fact of life, the lesbian part that is.

The Internet. This cyber-behemoth and all of its possibilities scares the living piss out of me, which could also be kicked out of me by a horse.